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NEWS: An Immensely Important Discovery

Last weekend I went as far into Iran as an American passport would allow me. The week before, I left burning tires in Bahrain to traipse around northern Iraq looking for kebab and Neandertal bones. But from all this searching, I have found nothing quite as miraculous as what I witnessed last night. The most important discovery of this November — nay, of this entire year — is this:


DID ANYONE KNOW THIS IS WHAT BRUSSELS SPROUTS GROW ON??

It’s like a billy club designed by a vegan caveman.

Amazing. Happy Thanksgiving.

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